The Lightning Theif [trailer] -  Aparrantly, the Empire State Building is the location of the world’s largest floodlight museum. Some big name actors season the cast, but there are way too many characters. It may be the case that few if any characters have any sort of solo screentime, leaving the viewer overwhelmed.  The Movie Bandits recommend that you download The Lightning Theif.

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Old Dogs [trailer] - This film feels like Wild Hogs for good reason; both films have the same director. However, Old Dogs seems to be less family oriented and therefore, more entertaining. Its been a while since Robin Williams or Seth Green have been in a successful comedy, so all there is to do is wait. The Movie Bandits Recommend that you rent Old Dogs.

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The Vampire’s Assistant [trailer] - This is a serious role for John C. Reilly  when most of his previous films have been off the wall comedies.  Even though the film’s rating implies violence, it will probably be boring at best. This story is designed to be told to a child, and will only appear amazing to a child. Also, the recent success of Twilight couldn’t have anything to do with this adaption. The Movie Bandits recommend that you download The Vampire’s Assistant.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - This film had way less hype than any other 1990s franchise remake.  With lower expectations going in G.I. Joe is pretty easy to accept. The CG doesn’t look amazing and some parts of the story are ridiculous. To make things simple: if G.I. Joe was part of your childhood, you are going to have a good time. Nostalgia has a way of blurring the line between junk and award-winning films. The Movie Bandits recommend that you rent G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra.

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